We fart on each other and pop each others ass pimples.
<3 L.A. <3
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag
the baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
|Me:||so when you have the baby? can i like.. be in the room? & film it?|
|Best friend:||Im gonna call security and tell them a maniac is filming my birth.|
|Me:||ID LET YOU FILM ME IN LABOR!|
|Me:||If Al wasn't there of course, then when my kid starts bangin' Ima show em & be like YOU WANT THIS SHIT !? ...condoms my nigga, condoms.|